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Difference between fruits and vegetables?

The fruit is the seed-bearing part of a plant above ground. It’s usually soft and fleshy, and has seeds embedded in it (unless, as with the banana, human cultivation has created a sterile variety with no seeds).

Vegetables are the other parts of a plant: the leaves, stems or roots.

Thus a tomato is technically a fruit, while rhubarb — because we usually eat the stems — are technically vegetables.

However, as the adage goes, knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing never to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

/u/rewboss

(via sdsimple)

Me: I cleaned all the dishes

Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?

Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.

VERY IMPORTANTE


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
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THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

    image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

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corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

corgiaddict:

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

Re-reblogging because this picture still cracks me up every time I see it.

You cannot solve a problem with the same mind that created it.

Albert Einstein (via psych-facts)

church: follow jesus

me: does he follow back?

church:

me:

church:

me: promo 4 promo?