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The fruit is the seed-bearing part of a plant above ground. It’s usually soft and fleshy, and has seeds embedded in it (unless, as with the banana, human cultivation has created a sterile variety with no seeds).
Vegetables are the other parts of a plant: the leaves, stems or roots.
Thus a tomato is technically a fruit, while rhubarb — because we usually eat the stems — are technically vegetables.
However, as the adage goes, knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing never to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Me: I cleaned all the dishes
Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
Albert Einstein (via psych-facts)
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?